(i ain't lying, i dont care man) (I ain't…) (Just say it wasn't you man.) (Naa man, Im gunna tell the truth.) (Just say you dunno who did it, Just say it wernt you man.) (but i do know who dun it what you talking bout man. imma tell the truth. I ain't lying.) (Lie innit.) (What am i gunna lie for. I ain't got nothing to hide.)
It all started off normal
No one was on a hype
But skepta had a tool and all i had was a knife
I said im gunna tell the truth, but they all said i should lie
But i thought why the hell should i flippin lie for i got nuttin to hide
We was all getting ready yeah, i could feel it was gunna kick off
My patience was thin already as skepta took his coat off
I think thats when it all started you know, the hype of skepta's head
And plus cause he had the tool in his hand, nuttin needed to be said
All i heard was BANG and i swear i heard something smashed
So i dropped the knife on the floor and i went to help skepta cause i was baffed
But then when i got there, he was lying on the floor
And the whole place was a mess
There was a little bit of blood but i expected more
We all started arguing as if that was gunna help the case
I was gunna call the ambulance but i didn't want it to escalate
Yeah i know it sounds a bit dumb, i really should of picked up the phone
But i knew that any minute now i was expecting you home
(Jamie…) (Yes mum) (is? alright) (yeah he's alright man) (put your brother on the phone for me please, let me speak to him) (naa he's alright man he's alright, it's just a lil cut) (have you called the police?) (what are we calling the police for?)
When i said skepta had a tool, i didn't mean a gun, i meant a hammer
He was assembling a birthday present he got you a wardrobe i got you a camera
Then julie came home from ikea, cause she went to get you a vase
And the reason i had a knife is cause i was cutting your cake in half
Then skepta started getting all hyper, started mucking about with a tools
Then the hammer slipped from his hand and smashed the vase and scratched up your walls
Thats when i heard the bang, i dropped the knife and go checked
Because your suprise birthday party had turned into a wreck
Do not worry it was nothing major, julie was a bit upset
And skepta cut his finger, and the front room was a mess
Thats when we started arguing about who was in the wrong
But dont worry i'll buy you a new vase, anyway happy birthday mum
(jason get me a dustpan) (whewwww…) (thats messy man) (look at the mess man come) (ahh man) (see thats what you have to do man, i told you what to do man, just tell the truth man) (yeah i know know know) (ha ha) (see now your gunna laugh, look at you laughing man i see) (ha ha) (flippin hell can we tidy up, lets tidy all this up before dad comes back, cause im not really into dads shouting you get me come) (yeah come man come come come) (next time lets tell the truth init, no lie)
