This - Jacob Whitesides

"Honey, I'm home!"

How was work? I got dinner on the stove

"You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner"

It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words

Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again

I heard God's a standup comedian

He's got a special on HBO

And he does a lot of racial jokes

Five stars from the critics

But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure

I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family

Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen?

And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried

And then you cried until you screamed?

Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again

I heard God's a standup comedian

He's got a special on HBO

And he does a lot of racial jokes

Five stars from the critics

But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure

I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

Hey mama, turn the TV on

Put something in the VCR

We're channel surfing to the stars

Here we go, here we go, here we go, aye

Hey mama, turn the TV on

Put something in the VCR

We're channel surfing to the stars

Here we go, here we go

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh