Everything Is Glue - Jenna Marbles

Everything is glue

Everything is glue

Don't believe me?

I'll show you

That, everything is glue

"Jenna, what are you talking about?"

"Don't worry. Just listen okay?"

This is Kermit

That turned into Cermet

Cloose, Caboose, Clue, Glue stick

Peach is a weach

And now she is a Paesh

Paesh, poo, glue, glue stick

These are boobs

But boobs can be moobs

Noobs, nudes, gloo, glue stick

You are my friend

And you're on the internet

Net, gnat, newt, glue stick

Marble likes to gargle

On the chicken that he gobbles

While he woobles, Bobbles, balls, bills, booze, pews, glue stick

My name is Jenna

And you know what smells bad?

Henna, Hannah, Hooters, hallway, hooker, hoe, hot glue gun

Glen, gland, sweat, blood, red, blue, Glue Close

Den, Ben, Bane, Benz, Denzel Washinglue

Everything is glue

And everyone is glue

If you put us all together then you get

Crazy glue

Don't eat with your hands

You should get a gluutensil

Wanna go to seaworld and free Willy Shamgluestick

Glue isn't new, cause it's Gluegun Oldman

Family Guy, flew glue, Gluey Griffin, Seth McGlue

Leonardo Dicaprison, Kate Winsgluegun

Go into the Congo and see Gorilla Glue

You can staple tape, sew velcro, stick, hammer, nail glue

Draw a face, cut it out, glue it on, new face

Everything is glue and everyone is glue

If you all stick together, love eachother, then we're glue

Want a room with a view

Nice to meet you, how are you?

What size is your shoe?

Choo-Choo, it's a train

Feed my dogs lots of food

how many good men are glue?

I like the Red Sox, but not the blue

I can turn anything into glue

"Why are you doing this Jenna????"

Shut up and don't ask questions!

My boyfriend is Julieulieu

This is Ryan Higlue, Pewdiepigluegun, Tyler Oakgluey

It's glue, Gluezell, Miranda Glues, Shane Dawglue, The Fine Glues

Kingsglue, iJustglue

I just glue too

We all glue

I love Blues Glues

Thanks Obanagluestick

Is your person a girl?

Guess Glue

In the study with the rope

It's the game of Clue gun

Wash your hands lots so you don't get flustick

Wanna go on vacation? How about Peru?

I like the movie Anchorman with Christina Appleglue

Don't stop and smell the roses, you stop and smell the glue

Just kidding don't sniff glue

Cause, you are glue

Don't sniff yourself

Rule #1: No smelling people

Rule #2 is glue

I got an award in college for being glue

I am glue, you are glue, boom, ba, doom, ba, superglue

Why have sex with lube? When you could use glue

What's brown and sticky? A brown glue stick

Around the world in eighty days on my air glue stick

We aren't humans. We're glumans

In the Milky Way Galaxglue

The glueniverse

The horse head nebuglue.

Oh look! over there

It's Halley's Comegluestick

It only comes once in a glue moon

The moon is made of cheese, which is also known as glue

This video's on gluetube

Everything is glue and everyone is glue

"JENNA, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"

It's glue!!!

"You're fired! You're fucking fired!"

"Dangit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

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