Right Hand Man - Joan Osborne

Let me use your toothbrush

Have you got a clean shirt?

My panties are in a wad

At the bottom of my purse

I walk into the street

The air's so cool

I'm wired and I'm tired

And I'm grinnin' like a fool

I've been on the floor lookin' for a chair

I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch

And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed...

Lookin' for a bed

Lookin' for my, my...

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

Say... my right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

If he can't fix it, I don't know who can

Sensin' me a salesman

And the cops on the block

They know what I been doin'

They see the way I walk

I wonder what they see now

I wonder what they do

To feel somebody want them

The way I'm wanting you

I've been on the floor lookin' for a chair

I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch

And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed...

Lookin' for a bed

Lookin' for... to really be...

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

Say... my right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

Use me up if you think you can

I've been on the floor lookin' for a chair

I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch

And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed...

Lookin' for a bed

Lookin' for my...

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

Say... my right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

Say... my right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

My right hand, my right hand man

If he can't fix it, gonna find a boy who can