MC Moyes - Joe Weller

Yo

MC Moyes

There's something I need to say

I smashed your bitch last week

Then I did the same to your dad

Got my boys turnt' up, And my swag turned on

Got a dick you wished you had

(Moyes you're shit, you're ruining United)

What's that? Go fuck yourself?

Somebody get me a beer and Tesco basic gel

I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes

I'll smash you up, Im MC Moyes

Put your hands up, will you make some noise

Turn around if you're hating, boy

Now that I've got your attention

There's something that I need to mention

That's right, United

We're still right in for contention

No not, not for the title

For the manager with the largest penis (because it's massive)

DICKHEAD

Arsene Wenger look!

It's half past you're a twat

Been selling you dope for years

Heard you got Özil into that

Oi nah!

I think I've found a target

No I'm not talking Marco Reus

It's your girl, and I'm gonna make her

David moist

I must say

That I really wanna say

That my team ain't good enough for me

Tom Cleverley you're a weed

Now go make me some sandwiches

Shout Out to Rafa Benítez

He loves the pussy too

Me and him, hitting up Zante this summer

See you soon

Hit Puberty at 38

But I've always been gorgeous

And a Gymlad, I'm built like a brick

I'm basically Lukaku

Aswell I Invented vodka, gonna neck loads with Rafa

So, Fuck the hate, I'm here to stay

You don't agree, I'll smash your face

Yo, John Terry didn't sleep with Wayne Bridge's wife

It was me! It was fucking me mate! Dickheads!