Ronaldo Chop - Joe Weller

I was walking down the street

It was all going wrong

Like bomb too strong for me

I felt the illest

The weirdest and the realist

But then I looked to the floor

And then I just felt fearless; tearless

I came to a stop

Took a little look

Ronaldo chop

Bit down, to the ground

felt as though I passed out

Next ting I know

Pow!

School bound

Enter the gates

Been found

Now I'm the bait

Worthless,

Embarrassing,

You're just plain dumb

This ain't the way that it's going down son

Cuz I'll hit you with the chop

Ronaldo Chop

You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!

Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!

Lol jokes, cuz I am too

Later that day,

I was looking at the weather

When walking by

The fittest girl ever

I went in for the kill

And Offered up the D

Said I've brought 10 rubbers with me

I was thinking it was all going well,

Then saw that I'd pissed myself...

He's a loser, and ugly too

Yo bitch, STFU

Cuz I'll hit you with the chop

Ronaldo Chop

You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!

Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!

Lol jokes, cuz I am too

Now that, I'm basically magic

I feel like a monster,

No not Jurassic

Woah look!

It's Draco Malfoy

"I got you a ride!"

Now let's go to town boy!

Pimpin' and dealing,

He's at it all day

His specialty?

Self BJ's

Outa nowhere

A penguin appeared

Beating up malfoy

Not today dear!

Cuz I'll hit you with the chop

Ronaldo Chop

You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!

Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!

Lol jokes, cuz I am too

Cuz I'll hit you with the chop

Ronaldo Chop

You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!

Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe!

Lol jokes, cuz I am too