With My Load - Joe Weller

Yo, sometimes things are just plain wrong

And you've got to sort them out

Makin' my way downtown

When I saw some kid that wanted to be Justin Bieber

Then he said to me, clearly thinkin' that I was weaker

You're a dork, mate, you're a loser, Imma get ya, Imma use ya

For sure, I was scared, but I wasn't gonna take this, so I said...

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny

But I really don't know what you think you are

You stand there like your muggin' me right off

Imma let you know that your time is up

I'll shoot you with my load

I'll get it right in your face

And if you would like some more

Just tell us a time and place

Next that day when I had some mega difficult exam

I was strugglin' when I saw some random geezer raise a hand

I need some more paper, cause I just used all mine up

This waste man clearly thinks, he's better than us

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny

But I really don't know what you think you are

You stand there like your muggin' me right off

Imma let you know that your time is up

I'll shoot you with my load

I'll get it right in your face

And if you would like some more

Just tell us a time and place

After school when I went to get food with my girl

We went to a really nice place

Cause I know that she's my world, but

When we got the food, I saw she was given

Six more fries then me

It's clear this kid is tryna steal my girl

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny

But I really don't know what you think you are

You stand there like your muggin' me right off

Imma let you know that your time is up

I'll shoot you with my load

I'll get it right in your face

And if you would like some more

Just tell us a time and place

That very day was my young brothers birthday

So he got some presents...

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny

But I really don't know what you think you are

You stand there like your muggin' me right off

Imma let you know that your time is up

Lemme tell you now that so many people

Think they're on top of ya, mate

All I wanna say is, don't ever take this, no, thanks, mate

Outta nowhere, Bieber, lookin' a bit too happy

Then he tried to swing, but I swung out the way

Draco Malfoy saved the day

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny

But I really don't know what you think you are

You stand there like your muggin' me right off

Imma let you know that your time is up

I'll shoot you with my load

I'll get it right in your face

And if you would like some more

Just tell us a time and place