YouTube Culture - Jon Cozart

I'm a famous clown, in a flower crown.

My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts

my channel takes you through my bedroom routine

it's just between you and me

and a hundred thousand other tweens.

Don't care for money

don't care about the fame I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know

their screen names.

After five minutes a week, you think you know me offline.

I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

I conjure fame with challenge vids and

I play drinking games to target kids and

I hope lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell whee

Welcome welcome to the YouTube culture

The YouTube cult

Hey guys! I'm on tour

So tug on mommy's hair

If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire

Ha ha hopping down to town

On my first class flight

Which you kinda paid for when

You bought that book I didn't write

YouTubers had morals back in 2011

More virgins were at vidcon than

(xxxx)

Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon

Copycat

Cashing in quality to quantity

It's (xxxx) to Kardashian

I idolize your idol eyes and

I'm monetizing kissing guys and