Graduation - Kero Kero Bonito

Today's my graduation

I've done my dissertation

Even got a hat I can throw!

Today's my graduation

So long to education

Didn't learn a thing anyway!

"These are the best days of our lives!"

That's what the grownups told us right?

Tapping my pencil waiting for the bell

Thinking what to say in my last farewell

Hey teacher! Leave those kids alone!

Saigo no chaimu ga natteru yo!

And everyone's happy but ikitakunai

What shall I do now the world is mine?

Today's my graduation

I've done my dissertation

Even got a hat I can throw! (But I'm not going)

Today's my graduation

So long to education

Didn't learn a thing anyway!

(Full japanese verse)

Say: "Sensei minna sayonara!"

Sensei minna sayonara!

Sensei minna sayonara!

Mimi no naka de sotsugyou!

Today's my graduation

I've done my dissertation

Even got a hat I can throw!

I'd like to thank my pets,

My friends, my family

I didn't learn a thing anyway!

Whatchu wanna be?

There's so much you can do with a degree!

Now I can apply for a Ph.D

Get a nice job with a high salary!

Chasing after hyakuten nante

Zenbu (Japanese)

(More Japanese)

Today's my graduation

I've done my dissertation

Even got a hat I can throw! (But I'm not going)

Today's my graduation

So long to education

Didn't learn a thing anyway!

But I'm not going

But I'm not going

But I'm not going

But I'm not going today!