Do Ya Fuck on First Dates? (Kev's Courtin' Song) - Kevin Bloody Wilson

Kev's Courting Song.

Blown to much of me time

Buyin' Dinner and Wine

And me money on flowers and lollies

Only to find

That what's on me mind

Isn't on hers and she's sorry

So I've made up some lines

That save wastin' time

And keep me from blowin' me brass

I'm ever so cool

I just prop on me stool

Right next to hers and I ask

Do you fuck on first dates

Does you Dad own a brewery

Could I feel Your tits

Or would you show 'em to me

Cause you've got a nice head

And you look pretty honest

So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour

I'd like you to be on it

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila

And the bullshit you gotta go through

Like callin' her up

An' tellin' her you love her

When all that you'd love is just a screw

But she wants to hold hands

And meet her old man

And sit around for hours and talk

But me new method is, you just cut through the shit

And get down to the goodies straight off

Do you fuck on first dates

Does you Dad own a brewery

Could I feel Your tits

Or would you show 'em to me

Do you sleep in the nick

Do you give head very often

If we can decide you place or mine

We can fuck off then

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila

An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her

Don't sit actin' dumb

Just front her full on

and drop a few lines that I told ya

This new method of mine

Doesn't work every time, but then again no method does

I've been spat at and slapped

and need in the nackers

But then I've got a few fucks as well

Do you fuck on first dates

Does you Dad own a brewery

Could I feel Your tits

Or would you show 'em to me

If the answer is no

to me questions above

Then be a good sport and give me the name

Of a girlfriend who does