It Was Over (Kev's Lament) - Kevin Bloody Wilson

Verse 1

I remember back on our very first date

In the back seat of me car

I wanted you to go all the way

But you wouldn't go that far

I wanted you to hold me dick

You wanted to hold me hand

And when I accidentally brushed your tit

I just blew it and come in me pants

Chorus

And it was over ...

Before it began

Verse 2

I'll never forget the strain and the sweat

As I fumbled with your gear

A hundred degrees with the windows wound up

So your Mum and Dad couldn't hear

Tryin' me best to unzip your dress

And unhook your bra with one hand

And just when I thought I was doin' all right

I come in me pants again

Chorus

And it was over ...

Before it began

Verse 3

Blouses and buttons and bras and buckles

And 'Stop it, I'm gettin' cold'

First time I've had a tit in me mouth

Since I was nine months old

I had lovers' balls and you had no idea

Of the pitch of me passion and pain

Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire

I come in me pants again ... oh, shit ... and again

Verse 4

You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go

And we couldn't seem to agree

You got the giggles and I got the shits

Then you wouldn't talk to me

And when we made up and we started again

Your Dad banged on the roof and he yelled:

'What are you two kids up to in there?'

And I shit in me pants as well

Chorus

And it was over ...

Before it began

Verse 5

You hear people say that they'd love to go back

And do things that they did in the past

But if you reckon they were the real good old days

You can go stick 'em right up your arse!

'Cause when I look back how I came and I went

With a tear in me eye I recall

How me, I had a cunt of a night,

But me undies had a ball

Chorus

And it was over ...

Before it began