I am a man and I live all alone in the woods
(In the woods, in the woods, in the woo-oods)
Hang around long enough I will show you my goods
(Here's my goods, look at my goods, they're so good, good)
I am weird and I make strange sounds in the woods
(In the woods, in the woods, in the woo-oods)
I like to dance and I dangle around with my goods
(With my goods, here's my goods, they're so good, good)
I stink of bum and I play with myself in the woods
(In the woods, in the woods, in the woo-oods)
Spy on me through the trees I will show you my goods
(Here's my goods, look at my goods, they're so good, good)
