I Hope You Have a Shitty Christmas - Landon Tewers

Last Christmas we spent the day drinkin wine

I was yours and you were mine

Then I fucked you through the night

Last Christmas I bought you dresses that you wore

You fucked a dude the night before

And now you're beggin at my door

So this year, I hope you have a shitty Christmas

I hope your family falls apart

I hope your cat developes cancer

I hope you're nailed up on a cross

I hope you have an awful Christmas

I hope you don't get what you want

I hope you've asked God for forgiveness

'Cause you're a stupid selfish cunt

Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you

My new womans fuckin' sexy so thank you

You'll be okay, I'm sure somebody will want you

But just for a night 'cause no one will love you

Heard you're pregnant now and havin some problems

Like who's the father was it James, was it Austin?

I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you

I hope its dad can help so it's decent despite you

So yeah, uh

I hope you have a shitty Christmas

I hope you're eaten by a shark

I hope your cat developes cancer

I hope you get shot in the heart

I hope you have an awful Christmas

I hope you don't get what you want

I heard a guy just gave you herpies

But at least you had some fun

I head you had an awful Christmas

I heard your parents kicked you out

I'm doin' music for a livin'

And I just got myself a badass

Fuckin' house