Lemme Freak - Lil Dicky

Drunk, faded, browned out, looking all shady

Two months since I fucked a lady

Young man dick going crazy

Standard Saturday, I'm about to get a cab and masturbate

Then I see a hot girl, look back at Dave

Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway

That's what I thought not what I said to her

Instead I walk up to her, like I know you heard of the kid

You heard what I did, you heard of my shit, the murderous spit

She's like, naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about?

I'm like, aw

Pulling out my phone, like a boss, YouTube 'bout to get her off

But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up

I'm like, hold up, how did, that's not even me

Like, I don't jerk off mobily

Then her friends coming up

And wanna know if everything is okay

I'm like, naw, this a rape, you can't tell?

Gimme a break, please, get the heck away

I turned to her, let me buy you a drink, she like, fine

Told the man two Patron, she like, lime

Said he tried twice, the card got declined

I'm like, are, this is a, could it be a machine issue?

He was like, naw, I was like, obviously there's something wrong

I got dough, like I'm not broke

I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago

He like, dude, I don't know

Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go

And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone

I got one more chance to prove myself, so I'm like

Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's

At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed

In my room I got a TV, plus I recently did sheets

Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door

Like with the crushed ice

You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak

Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak

The girl from the first verse, somehow let me fuck

Fast forward, seven months, we in love

Some real serious relationship type shit

Despite this, I ain't fucked for days

Tried last night, but was pushed away

But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay

Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying

On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny

I go and give her a smooch

She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs

Bad move, she don't like that

Bad mood, her boss being mean to her

Via email, she wanna write back

I'm like, right now?

She like, yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?

Oh, okay, what's the context?

Then she like, well, he talks to Jane before coming to me

Who's Jane again? I said

She like, wow, you should know that

Okay, I guess I forgot

She like, dude, that's my other boss

Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss

Go to the other boss, before you? Right?

But Jane isn't hands on, she yelled

Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then

I don't work with these people, she started crying

Wait stop, what the fuck is this?

Naw, you don't ever take my side

About a hour later 'til I'm on her good side

We in bed, hand on her good thighs

I try to kiss, she like, good night, but I'm like

Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee

I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and weed

Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet

And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles

Now reward it

You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak

Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak

Fast forward some more, June 16th 2074

Old LD looking old as fuck, still with the same ho, holding up

But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse

My dick looking like it's tinfoil

Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs

On top of that, she insane

Like, I don't even think she knows who I am

Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days

Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon

Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you

Think about it all day, on my last legs

But I'm going out with a bang

I got pills they invented back in '57

I took five, that's a bit excessive

I look high, take a look at my thighs

And good god that's a little erection, it'll work though

Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point

I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am

Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like

Look, I don't know if you're aware that

You've been throwing out my shoes

What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you

All my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soon

Are you even comprehending what I'm saying?

Please acknowledge that you hear me

You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak

Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak