Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
Bill nye theme song
Now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
Whered I put that honey mustard
Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.
How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
Go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think im way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
Im praying that I make it
Afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
Now im freakin out up in this bitch
Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
So I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror
Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cuz the weed in you beating you
Then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
But I ain't cummin because as im imagining fucking something
That pretty girl im humping
Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
Or some other fucking disgusting person
Ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
I ain't deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man im high as fuckkkk
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think im way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
Im praying that I make it
Afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
Rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy Perry
In her video the whole world's made of candy
Damn... I ain't even got no candy
So now at the fucking c store
Where ya man be torn than a mafucka
Peanut eminems or a twix
Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
Goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
Homeland, Nazir!
S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street
Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
Now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
Crafted a long text, took about an hour
Took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground
Man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks im high as fuck.
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
But I think im way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
Im praying that I make it
Afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
