Yeah, then the bitch said “use a condom”, and I said “baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?”
You didn’t say that
Man, yes I did
No, you didn’t
I’m a grown ass man, what? I’ma lie to you? I’ma lie?Alright, maybe I just thought it, but damn, she was just so butt naked I’d wrap up with a trash bag just to get it, you know what I’m saying?
Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship
What?
Impossible
How far?
32 kilometers
Shit. HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3, come in, over
HQ here. What is it, Thomas?
My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that’s now 31 kilometers out
: Did you just say another ship?
Yeah, that's what he said, another fuckin' ship in the middle of space, man
I’ve gathered information from the ship’s motherboard
Engage the ship
What?
Copy
I’m receiving audio embedded in the ship’s distress signal
Man, why white people always gotta go investigating shit, man
Shut up Kai - Thalia, play that message
You got it
This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1. The year is 2093. Time unknown. The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knocking
Aw, hell nah, we gotta get the fuck outta here man
HQ, engagement is a no go, permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise?
Permission granted
Man thank God
