Last Night (Beer Fear) - Lucy Spraggan

Last night I told ya I loved ya

Woke up blamed it on the Vodka

I genuinely thought I was dyin'

And I could see that smile you were hiding

Last night I told ya I need ya

That's the last time I drink tequila

Super lemon and his sidekick salt kid

I start cryin' and verbally assaulting

Last night I asked you to marry me

That's when I remembered the brandy

I wake up and claim I didn't say it

Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking

Drinking too much and socially smoking

Wish I could stop, start to behave and then

Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

Last night police had to frisk me

In the cells thanks to bells fine whiskey

Whoops, I think I said too much like

Do you like my bracelets

Oh wait, they're handcuffs

So last night I said, "I want your babies

Forget the ice it's not nice to drink Baileys

I drink that much that I forget

Of every embarrassing thing that I say next

You said, "I got on one knee," and there's no way

Unless I've been drinking—oh, wait—Rosé

Sailor Jerry's Rum. I think I drank too much

Showing randomers way too much love

Last night I called you a loser

I think that was after flamin' Sambuca

I shouted at you "do me a favour"

And that's when I fell off the pavement

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking

Drinking too much and socially smoking

Wish I could stop, start to behave and

Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

'Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth

Wake up in the morning and be in my own house

Do a last shot and know when to stop

Know when to leave and when to lock my front door

Start waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people

Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend

But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend

I wish I could stop 'cause I'm not joking

I love drinking too much and socially smoking

I don't really wanna learn to behave amen

And I, hey, just missed another day again