House of Fun - Madness

Good morning Miss, can I help you son?

Sixteen today and up for fun

I'm a big boy now or so they say

So if you'll serve I'll be on my way

Box of balloons with the feather-light touch

Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night

A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin

Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the house of

No no no Miss, you misunderstood

Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood

I'm up to date and the date's today

So if you'll serve I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son but we don't stock

Party gimmicks in this shop

Try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run

This is a chemist's, not a joke shop

Party hats, simple enough clear

Comprehend savvy understand, do you hear?

A pack of party hats with the colored tips

Too late, gorgon heard gossip

Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay

Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the lion's den

Temptation's on his way

Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun

Now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun