Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back - Meat Loaf

I want my money back

I want my money back

It's all or nothing

And nothing's all I ever get

Every time I turn it on

I burn it up and burn it out

It's always something

There's always something going wrong

That's the only guarantee

That's what this is all about

It's a never ending attack

Everything's a lie and that's a fact

Life is a lemon

And I want my money back

And all the morons

And all the stooges with their coins

They're the ones who make the rules

It's not a game it's just a rout

There's desperation

There's desperation in the air

It leaves a stain on all your clothes

And no detergent gets it out

And we're always slipping through the cracks

Then the movie's over, fade to black

Life is a lemon

And I want my money back

I want my money back

I want my money back

What about love

It's defective

It's always breaking in half

What about sex

It's defective

It's never built to really last

What about your family

It's defective

All the batteries are shot

What about your friends

They're defective

All the parts are out of stock

What about hope

It's defective

It's corroded and decayed

What about faith

It's defective

It's tattered and it's frayed

What about your gods

They're defective

They forgot the warranty

What about your town

It's defective

It's a dead-end street to me

What about your school

It's defective

It's a pack of useless lies

What about your work

It's defective

It's a crock and then you die

What about your childhood

It's defective

It's dead and buried in the past

What about your future

It's defective

And you can shove it up your ass

Oh, I want my money back

(Life is a lemon)

I want my money back

(Life is a lemon, life is a lemon)

It's all or nothing

And nothing's all I ever get

Every time I turn it on

I burn it up and burn it out

It's a never ending attack

Everything's a lie and that's a fact

Life is a lemon

And I want my money back

And we're always slipping through the cracks

Then the movie's over, fade to black

Life is a lemon

And I want my money back

I want my money back

Back, back, back, back

I want my money back

I want my money back

(Life is a lemon)