Pregnant For the Last Time (Live) - Morrissey

Phlegm lapels for the last time

Corn beef legs for the last time

Oh, we're so glad that you've finally decided

But then you see someone new and you want someone new

So you have someone new, I don't blame you

We would all do the same as you if ever we had the nerve to

Chips with cream for the last time

The People's Friend for the last time

Oh, we're so glad that you've finally decided

Tiny striped socks for the last time

Pokes and prods for the last time

And the doctor said, "Don't nod your head until June"

But then you see someone new and you want someone new

So you have someone new, I don't blame you

We would all do the same as you if ever we had the chance to

Sick at noon for the last time and who is gonna clean up?

Would you be so kind? Oh, everybody's staring

At the strange clothes that you're wearing

Bad advice for the last time

And people being nice for the very first time

Oh, we're so glad that you have finally decided