Ive gotta crippled cow
it's easy to milk
i moisturise its udders
now they feel like silk
the milk it produces
goes into my cheese
its not that tasty but
grandmas easy to please
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
we put in tubes cause its easy to squeez
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
available from tesco, ASDA, and sainsburie's
my cows in a wheel chair
which has benifits
it gives easy access
to her cowy tits
we no longer let grandma push
the poor cow arround
she just steals the wheel chair
and leaves the cow on the ground
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
we put it in tubes cause it easy to squeeze
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
available from tesco, ASDA, and sainsburie's
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
we put it in tubes cause its easy to squeeze
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
available from tesco, ASDA, and sainsburie's
you treat that cow better than me
grandma claims
its probably true cause the reason is plain
grannys own milk turned bitter
when she was scared by a fox
link on the box
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
we put it in tubes cause its easy to squeeze
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
available from tesco, ASDA, and sainsburie's
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
we put it in tube cause it easy to squeeze
grandmas cheese
grandmas cheese
available from tesco, ASDA, and siansburie's
MMMM Tasty!
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