Cokie the Clown - NOFX

All the way from palm springs, just out of detox

Show him a warm welcome, lets give some applause

Greetings all hello, welcome to my show

I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle

8 balls at one time, im no fucking mime

I play practical jokes, this squirting flower

That wasn't flour that blew up your nose

It's my special blend of X coke and K

You should be okay in several hours

He's got oversized shoes and ill faded clothes

That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose

I'm cokie the clown, i will trip you down

Those 12 giant steps, i brought you all presents

Against good judgement, but being a good host

You all have been toast, the kettle corns been laced

The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time

But you might not recall the rohipnol in the lemonade

Cookie homemade

He is the happiest clown, with the biggest frown

He's cokie the clown