I guess I've got a heart meant
For fooling around with chicks
Because in that love department
I know all the ladies tricks
Now I ran across a girl one day
She was as sharp as a girl could be
And I wasn't surprised to hear her say
That she really went for me
She said I was the best man
Whoever knocked on her door
She said I was the best man
The fella she'd waited for
She said I was the best man
At dancing and nobody can deny
That when it came to romancing
I was the [unverified] number 1 guy
But then she met I best friend
And knocked him right off his pins
But still I wasn't worried
'Cause the best man always wins
The way it all turned out
There was no doubt
That I was best man in the end
Yes, I was the best man
When she married my best friend
