Professional Dog Food Taster (Live in London) - Newton Faulkner

he was a professional dog food taster

but nobody believed him

people thought he might be a spy

but in reality he was quite boring

he worked for all the major companies

he worked his way up the dog food chain

he was a professional

he worked so hard

he never found the time for friends

he never socialised

he felt so alone

'cause when he talked about his job

people thought he told them lies

nobody would believe

he was a professional dog food taster

but no one would believe him

people thought he might be a spy

but in reality he was quite boring

he worked for all the major companies

he worked his way up the dog food chain

he was a professional

one day across the bar

he caught the eye of a girl

he thought he recongised

when he asked her

what she did for work

well the answer came as a

very big suprise

it was very hard to believe

she was a professional dog food taster

and she totally believed him

people thought she might be a spy

but in reality she was quite boring

she'd for all the major companies

she'd worked her way up the dog food chain

she was a professional

they fell in love

and love was they all they ever wanted

they're the same

and no one could believe

they bought a big house in the country

for the kids

and then they opened their own dog food factory

they were both professional dog food tasters

but no one would believe them

people thought they might be a spy

but in reality they were quite boring

they'd worked for all the major companies

they'd worked their way up the dog food chain