When Collingwood Choke - Over-Reactor

I love when Collingwood choke

Its footballs greatest joke

They have lost more grand finals the any other team

I love it when Collingwood choke

And they can't get the ball to Cloak

They've got Buckley's chance of winning

Here the Collywobbles come

Thank you Brisbane Lions for '02 and '03

Seeing those Pies lose back to back, meant oh so much to me

Well done McManus for snapping that winning goal

And putting those one eyed Pies supporters right back in there holes

I love it when Collingwood choke

Its footballs greatest joke

They've lost more grand finals than any other team

I love it when Collingwood choke

And they can't get the ball to cloak

They've got Buckley's chance of winning

Here the Collywobbles come

They drew against St Kilda in 2010

They blew a four goal half time lead

Because they choked again

And only 12 months later

They choked against Geelong

And all those one eyed Pies supporters couldn't sing their song

I love it when Collingwood choke

Its footballs greatest joke

They've lost more grand finals than any other team

I love it when Collingwood choke

And they can't get the ball to Cloak

They've got Buckley's chance of winning

Here the Collywobbles come

They're the only club in history

To lose eight grand finals in a row

I guess that's what you get

When you teams from the ghetto

(From the ghetto)

You see I've come to the conclusion

That they're simply not that good

There's one more thing we have to say

There's only one I in Collingwood

I love it when Collingwood choke

Its footballs greatest joke

They've lost more grand finals than any other team

I love it when Collingwood choke

And they can't get the ball to Cloak

They've got Buckley's chance of winning

Here the Collywobbles come

I love it when Collingwood choke

Its footballs greatest joke

They've lost more grand finals than any other team

I love it when Collingwood choke

And they can't get the ball to Cloak

They've got Buckley's chance of winning

Here the Collywobbles come

Here the Collywobbles come