I am he as you are he
as you are me
and we are all together.
See how they run
like pigs from a gun,
see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake,
waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt,
stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
I am the egg man,
they are the egg men.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard,
dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife,
pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the egg man,
they are the egg men.
I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Expert text pert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at
you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snide.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard,
climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the egg man,
they are the egg men.
I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.
