Bet She’s Not Your Girlfriend - Pet Shop Boys

Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper

Whisper round the town

'cause you're my friend

and that's the end

for you're the only one in town

that they would beg to hang around with

You're so beautiful and calm

but with an attitude that says

hands off, you're just not good enough

Every boy and man feeling lonely

can't understand why you'd be with me

Furthermore we laugh and we draw

more attention every day so they say

Bet she's not your girlfriend

Oh no, you couldn't make her happy

Bet she's not your girlfriend

Oh no, you couldn't make her happy

Well that's as maybe in a way

but it's okay, we laugh, touché

while they stare in front of us

They draw away as if to say

who are these people anyway?

How dare they confront us?

Every boy and man feeling lonely

can't understand why you'd be with me

Furthermore we laugh and we draw

more attention every day so they say

Bet she's not your girlfriend

Oh no, you couldn't make her happy

Bet she's not your girlfriend

Oh no, you couldn't make her happy

Oh no, no, no

Oh no, no, no

Girlfriend, oh, oh, oh girlfriend

Girlfriend, oh, oh, oh girlfriend

I'd rather die than satisfy their curiosity

I'm kind of shy and dry and verging on ugly

They wonder what that I have got that they have not

They'll never understand that none of that matters

Every boy and man feeling lonely

can't understand why you'd be with me

Furthermore, we laugh and we draw

more attention every day so they say

Bet she's not your girlfriend

Oh, no, you couldn't make her happy

Bet she's not your girlfriend

Oh no, you couldn't make her happy