Oh shit
guess who is back
I put an hamster in a sock
and slammed it against the furniture
the only bones that broke
was my dicks
I can't help being mooshy
because I love pussy
I play with more balls then the Nicks.
They call me Michael Vick
because after a hot summer's day
I like to go back to my house
to break my dog's neck
I get more pussy
than animal control
I keep it real hot
like the spices in my asshole
Roses are red
and violets are blue,
can I see your pussy?
I shot a boy yesterday
but it was in Florida
so that was ok
(AMERICA)
what you call a girl with no legs?...
Disabled
Santa's Brother is here
in your area
causing mass hysteria
