Crush with Eyeliner - R.E.M.

I know you

I know you've seen her

She's a sad tomato

She's three miles of bad road

Walking down the street

Will I never meet her?

She's a real woman-child

Oh my kiss breath turpentine

I am smitten

I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)

Have you seen her come around?

My crush with eyeliner

I'm in like

I'm infatuated

It's all too much pressure

She's all that I can take

What position should I wear?

Cop an attitude? (You faker)

How can I convince her? (Faker)

That I'm invented, too, yeah

I am smitten

I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)

We all invent ourselves

And you know me

She's a sad tomato

She's three miles of bad road

She's her own invention (She's her own invention)

That gets me in the throat

What can I make myself be?

Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange)

What can I make myself be? (Fake her)

To make her mine?

I am smitten

I'll do anything (I'll do anything)

A kiss breath turpentine

My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten

You know me (Yeah, you know me)

I could be your Frankenstein

My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten

I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)

Won't you be my valentine?

My crush with eyeliner