Everything's a Puzzle: A Professor Layton Song - Random Encounters

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Professor Layton: Come along Luke, there are puzzles to be solved.

Luke: Five more minutes, Professor.

PL: Everything's a puzzle,

A mystery, to me.

The shape this toast or the taste of my tea.

Everything's a riddle,

A quandry, to solve.

I'll best every test, no matter what they involve!

We've got to use every clue.

'Till we deduce the final key.

We've got to plan every move

three steps ahead!

Luke: I'm not sure you can do that...

PL: We've got to search every inch

and do it mathematically.

'Till we solve every riddle,

collosal or little,

by fiddling with things methodically!

Luke: Professor, I don't see how this is a puzzle.

PL: Now now Luke, hop to it, that's what a gentleman does.

Luke: Don't get used to this.

PL: Everything's a puzzle,

and all that I see,

awaits a solution from some one like me.

Quantify this mayonaise.

Finagle this cheese.

Triangulate pant size of this underwear please!

Luke: Professor, that's well and good.

But really, have you lost your mind?

There are no puzzles to solve

beneath a skirt!

PL: Quite astute of you.

We've got to crack every code,

decipher every glyph we find.

There's no need for hints

with both our brains combined!

Luke: PROFESSOR!

PL: Everything's a puzzle,

I'm sure you'll agree.

That everything's a puzzle to me!

Everything's a puzzle,

to tinker and tweak.

To dig in and disect the source of mystique.

Every new enigma

proves veritably,

That everything's a puzzle...

To me!

Cheer up Luke, our defense attorney will be here any minute.

Phoenix Wright: You guys look familiar... have we met before?