Needlemouse: The Musical - Random Encounters

My name is Eggman and I am the best but plan is always stop by that blue pest. they think I mad but I am quite keen If you don't believe me try Mean Bean Machine

My name is Sonic, I'm the blue blur. I have running shoes and spiny cyan fur. I am blazing fast as you all know. If you don't pick me in Brawl, then your too slow

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My name is Miles but Tails is what they call me I am very little and I don't have any family

I am just an orphan will somebody adopt me

Cause I can spin my tails and fly really high and build you new technology

I am called Knuckles. Yea that my name and I don't know why I am singing this is lame. I am an echidna what else to say. I protect the Chaos Emeralds now go away

Knuckles that wasn't very musical

Yes, my verse was far superior

I don't like singing ok

Ah, come on Knucks

Yea come on step it up

Sounded a little flat too

I wasn't flat

everyone leaves me alone

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Hello my name Amy. I am Sonic's girl Every time we hug

I want to hurl

We'll have a family. Ten kids in all and when were wed

I hope I am dead

He'll be my baby doll

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Everyone shut it. It's my verse again. My Death Egg, will make you scream and shout Got some dings but I can buff those out Sky Chase, Launch base any act is fine

All your zone will soon be mine Give it up Eggman

Yea your plan never work

Well how about this Eggbot. Eeeek it going berserk

Sonic dear

Were back to you

I want you near

On fire too

Your emerald eyes

Is this over yet

And darling rear

Ew

Please marry me

I'd rather not

Your bride to be

You're not that hot

Hedgehog and wife

Aaaagh

Eternally

Now just one sec. if were a pair. I'm not aware

I have to change my underwear

So Amy Rose, please don't propose

Hey Sonic I'm afraid I made a mess. Is this how you spell ‘Sonic says'

My name is Eggman, Robotnik, too

And I'm sonic. I'm a streak of red and blue

I'm Tails Prowers

I'm Amy Rose and this is Knuckles the Echidna

Chaos Control

I'm second player

I'm evil and I'm greedy

I'm in love with sonic

I'm known for being speedy

We go together like frankfurters and chili

What

So thanks for playing on and stay true. Cause nintedon't what we all do for nineteen years of spin dashing. For hyping up blast processing. For shuttle loops and home attacks, for pinball zones and Big the Cat, for blue typhoon, and Sonic Boom, for rings and things. Thanks one and all to you

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