M is for the misery you gave me
O is for your overbearing ways
T is for your trying to enslave me
H is for those hellish nights and days
E for evil. That's your definition
R is because you're rotten to the core
F is for your fiendish disposition
U is that you're ugly and there's more
C and K and I and N and B
And A, S, T and also A, R, D
Put them all together, they spell Motherfin' Bard
And that is what you mean to me
