If there's a great song about a town
Then my kind of town Chicago is, is that song
Name me a great song about a town
A town called New York
Say, New York, New York, I'll go on
But there's one great town that the song writers ignore
And it's starting to make this one song writer sore
So I set out to write this song
Yes, I set out to write this wrong
I mean, I set out to write this right
Cuz this song is needed tonight
You ask me why
And I reply
We're stepping tonight in Oxnard
The town they named after the nard of an ox
To get that that nard they push that ox hard
But when it nards, the whole town rocks
We're stepping tonight in Oxnard
No more those far from Oxnard blues
But there's one thing to warn you about
Before you start stepping out,
Once you step in Oxnard, you can't get it off of your shoes
We're stepping tonight in Oxnard
The town they named after the nard of an ox
To get that that nard they push that ox hard
But when it nards, the whole town rocks
We're stepping tonight in Oxnard
No more those far from Oxnard blues
But there's one thing to warn you about
Before you start stepping out,
Once you step in Oxnard, you can't get it off of your shoes
You can't claw it off
You can't saw it off
I could not get my schnauzer to gnaw it off
Once you step in Oxnard, it's time to buy new shoes
