On Wednesdays We Wear Pink (Extended Version) - Reese Lansangan

Janis Ian, dyke Diving in a sea of lesbians

Cady is the new girl she's just trying to get it right

They ask, if you're from Africa, then why are you white

She kicks it off first day, she thinks she'll be okay

But she makes no friends

So she sits in the bathroom eating her lunch -

Cheer up Cady, don't be a baby

Janis Ian, dyke Diving in a sea of lesbians

Cady finds it so, so hard to concentrate in class

Why even care when you can just stare

At Aaron Samuels's ass

And it's not all rainbows, not all smiles at Northshore High

She's the new prey who tries everyday

To escape Kevin G's harassment in the hallway

Janis Ian, dyke Diving in a sea of lesbians

Janis Ian, dyke Diving in a sea of lesbians

Enter the Plastics,

Karen, she likes her cousin Seth

Gretchen, with Toaster Streudel breath

Regina, the meanest of them all

She can sabotage your life with just one phone call

And you could go shave your back now Jason

(Shave your back)

The votes are in and they go

None for Gretchen

Four for you Glenn Coco

Janis Ian, dyke Diving in a sea of lesbians

Janis Ian, dyke Diving in a sea of lesbians

She's a Mathlete

Don't give her that seat

Cause Kalteen bars is all she can eat

She's a Spring Fling Queen

A Plastic

Who made army pants and flip flops fantastic

Home-schooled jungle freak

Who barely made it alive on her first week

And in Northshore, hormones abloom

At the projection room

Above the auditorium

Cady's on the brink, she's on her kitchen sink

With the fertility vase of the N'debele

A Frankenstein invention, deserves an intervention

She needs to be saved from the underbelly

(Shh) A moment of silence

For Gretchen's gold hoop earrings from Hanukkah

Put it on the Burn Book, butter my muffin

I'll get some lovin' from this high school jungle, jungle

Janis Ian, dyke Diving in a sea of lesbians

Janis Ian, dyke Diving in a sea of lesbians

Is butter a carb The limit does not exist (yeah)

Is butter a carb Diving in a sea of lesbians!