It’s My Belly Button - Rhett and Link

I can't believe we've lived to be this old,

And somehow we have never seen this hole.

A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it;

Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding.

It's time that we unwrapped this gift.

Let's bring back the male midriff.

It's my belly button. My belly, belly button.

I won't pretend like it's nothing,

'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something.

Something I want to show to you.

You should call me a seal, 'cause I'm going full naval.

I bedazzled it.

I made a nugget dip. Taste it!

Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold.

Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet.

Potting soil. Random seeds.

Douglas Fir. Sapling Maple Tree.

These are gonna get massive.

And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases.

The fact is, we're helping the planet's health.

Wait. We carbon offset ourselves.

So...

We can cruise around in a big SUV,

And these tree's allow us to ride separately.

Let's continue this conversation,

On our inefficient gas-powered phones.

Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention:

It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant, exclusively for children.

It's my belly button.

My belly belly button.

I won't pretend like it's nothing.

'Cause my belly belly button's really really something.

Something I want to show to you.

It's my belly button.

My belly belly button.

I won't pretend like it's nothing.

'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something.

Something I want to show to you.