Little Debbie (an Ode) - Rhett and Link

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Little Debbie

I remember when I was three

I went and fell and skinned my knee

Oh, what a blue boo it was

My first inclination was to cry

But I recalled my oatmeal cream pie, so I

smushed it on my scrape, just because

(Little did I know that the cream filling doubled as Neosporin)

I remember drivin' down the road

Holdin' a heavy heavy heavy load

when my back right tire went flat on me (What was that?)

My first inclination was to swear

But hey, I got a foot round in here, so I

slapped it on that rim and let it roll free

(You know, I never thought I'd make it to that truck stop in the mornin'... But I did)

Little Debbie, you were there for me

I did not know that you cared for me

like you did, but you do

and now I'm individually wrapped up in you

I got a heart, you'd be my star crush and now

apple flip head over heels for you

'cause I did, and you are

my chocolate chip cookie granola bar

I was a night shift grader at the Walmart

when a woman screamed "Runaway shopping cart!"

It was heading straight for her Mitsubishi 3000 GT (Oh)

My first inclination was to bolt

but I was eatin' a swiss cake roll, so I

tossed its twin and kept the car dent free

(You know, roll cake and chocolate make quite the shock absorber)