The Punibrow Song - Rhett and Link

In this crazy, mixed-up world

There are over 3 billion girls

That's approximately 6 billion eyebrows

(Oh, oh-oh, oh)

And there's something breaking our hearts

These girls are tearing their eyebrows apart

With the tweezers and the wax and the electrolysis

Pluck, rip, zap

It's this follicular shrinking

That's got us old boys thinking

That girls with big, nice eyebrows

Will soon become a thing of the past.

Ladies, please listen!

Those eyebrows you gotta quit dissin', 'cause

They're disappearing, getting thinner and thinner

With every shearing

Hold up! Wait a minute!

Imagine a world without eyebrows in it!

What's up with making your eyebrows so thin?

Walking 'round, looking like an alien

What's wrong with big and bushy?

Wiggity bang bang, de bang de big and bushy

You think this is the latest trend

What's next, drawing a mule with a pin Sister, that's a dream world you're living in

If your eyebrows could talk, we'd know what they'd say

We really like it here, don't send us away!

Besides, who's gonna keep sweat from running into your eyebrows when we're gone?

Let your eyebrows bloom like flowers

Let them grow uninhibited for at least 72 hours

And when they blossom, you'll be the talk of the town

(Did you SEE Henrietta's eyebrows?!)

(I did, and they're kinda big... but I think I like 'em!)

Quit with your waxing

The stripping and shaving is much too taxing

If they vanish, what will you do?

Go to Bitt's Body Art and get them tattooed?

Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let 'em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow

Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let 'em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow

Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let 'em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow

Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let 'em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow

Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let your eyebrows grow!

If they ever fall out, put them in a bowl!

You can glue them back on when you get old

Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, that's what they're there for

Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, let your eyebrows grow!

If they ever fall out, put them in a bowl!

You can glue them back on when you get old

Let 'em grow, let 'em grow, like two big old 'fros...

Let (let)...them (them)...grow!