The Wal-Mart Song - Rhett and Link

Unos, Dos, Tres, Four

Where else can you acquire

A rotation of your tires

While your girlfriend tries on cheap polka-dotted bikinis

And waiting's never been greater

You watch the DVD of Gladiator

And see a Russell Crowe 8614 dudes on 17 different TV's

All at once

Are you not entertained?

Are you not entertained?

Is this not why you're here?

That's a line from Gladiator

And my friend Theodore

Who greets me as I walk through the automatic doors

With a comb-over like a bird's nest

I know of no one who looks better in a blue vest

He hands me my card and I'm on my way

To get a 5 gallon jug of grape Gatorade

Don't playa-hate

If pharmaceuticals gotta get beautiful

I pick up a little tool for puching it up my cuticle

I'm dutiful to continue to press on to the clothes section to try some mess on

A suggestion coming from the loud the loud speaker

Says there's a sale on their velcro sneakers

Walmart

Walmart

We love it love it love it

Walmart

Walmart

We love it love it love it

Rollback those prices, roll back the doors

Where else can I get a gold chain and s'mores

In one trip?

That's it, it's Walmart

Rollback those prices, I'll roll up my sleeves

Where else can I get spark plugs and cheese

At a decent price?

Nowhere but Walmart

Thank you

Walmart