To Be a Backstreet Boy - Rhett and Link

I wish I had some black leather pants and I wish I had a lot of jewelry

Wish I had some gel in my hair and I wish I could grow a full goatee

But I can't

But I can't

Wish I had something new to wear every day, wish that was something I could afford (something I could afford)

Wish I had young girls follow me around with my name written on a posterboard

But I don't

But I don't

Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy

Every guy has a dream to be in that group

Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy

Because the young girls think they're cool

Sideburns are the main ingredient for a good night on the town (good night on the town, on the town)

The Backstreet Boys already know this and that's why I say they're down

Yes they're down

Yes they're down

Please join me on my journey to become a Backstreet Boy

You don't have to give me any money, all I ask is that you have joy

When I become

A Backstreet Boy

Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy

Every guy has a dream to be in that group

Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy

Because the young girls think they're cool

Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy

Every guy has a dream to be in that group

Everybody wants to be a Backstreet Boy

Because the young girls think they're cool