iNTRODUCTiNG the iCON (CHOP NOT SLOP REMiX) - Riff Raff

Yo, wanna know something about my right arm?

I done flex so hard, I set off fire alarms

The fireplace's outta space with a lion's belt

Big jewels on myself with the tiger smell

Straight out the jungle, sting like kiss

Ice real cool, top lip frostbit

'Cause now I write Clark Gable on my cable bill

Bill Cosby on my couch out in Nashville

Pam couch met her orange on the cornfields

High fructose concentrated pepper spill

She was grabbin' on my schlong doing handstands

Hey Julia Stiles, save the last dance

Second glass started, birds in my bottle

Only 3 stay forever, that's 10%

I can do the math but I choose to take a nap

Front yard hovercraft on Versace raft

Dry land, Swedish field by palm trees

Bitch, I could sing a hook like Alicia Keys

New pants, 40 grands on the next land

I'm the white Gucci Mane with a spray tan

Big bottles don't wait, you shouldn't too

What the fuck a wife do? No wedding shoes, no wedding shoes

What the fuck a wife do? No wedding shoes, no wedding shoes

What the fuck a wife do? No wedding shoes

Who you? Who come through doing kung-fu

Jinjitsu, eating kung pow when the thunder storm, tornado, side symbol on my Guess jeans

You on the guest list? You wanna French kiss? I gotta double check your French tips

Hygiene clean, Eugene, dream, I dream shake like Hakeem Olajuwon

Diplo trippin' talkin' 'bout

"You gotta focus on the lyrics in your songs, a lot is riding on this album"

Maaaaan, fuck that, gimme piece of chain or medallion

Candy-gray Maybach, her ass stay flat

"You really shouldn't say that"

Man, it's Riff Raff 30k or better when I touch stage

Girl, I crush the stage, rich kids bum-rush the stage

Broke whores get rich too, trade-in Isuzus, buy new friends too, remove tattoos

I rock turtleneck in the see-through

It's a clear turtleneck (cottle-check) Versace Glock in my glove box

Make sure that I gotta custom-built house with the waterslide

From the top floor to the living room Jacuzzi

Electric maid cleans the house Jetson Judy, big booty

You can be 18 with some soft hands

Aw shit look who it is, it's the Gucci Man with the spray tan

Wait, let's go back to the part near the start where you was talkin' 'bout the cleanliness underneath the fingernails

Any bad bitches? That's an epic fail, can't do that, who's that, who's who

I can ball at the mall, shoot hoops too, whole crew rockin' suits made my Bruce Bruce

And my wood wheel is a Bruce fruce

She had a vibe I could vibe with,

While we was flying had to go sit by the pilot, cause she smelled like Rikers Island

Straight mack, straight stiff arm

Could I get some RiFF promotion? Man where the fuck my label at?

It's Riff Raff, hit a couple lines of rice

'Cause I'm tryna get my six-pack back, you should move packs at your preschool

No common sense, but I don't sit on the bench, rap game Johnny Bench, who my fans clench?

Waiting on my chance to ball, waiting on you to fall off softly

Used to move ounces through my counselor's office

8 ball in my back pocket but I do not play pool

Play by the pool, 10 10 babe's drool while I lay by the ooh man, just working on my skin tone

The fuck you expect from the butterscotch boss when I floss,

Rap game Randy Moss in the cotton candy Buick sittin' on Brazilian gloss

Riff, hope you ready for that Neon Icon, it just dropped right now

Came through in the Benz bright brown