Christian Bale Is At Your Party - Rob Cantor

*ding dong*

Christian Bale is at your party,

He's alone.

Eating all your queso dip,

Talking on your phone.

Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home

"What don't you f**king understand?!"

Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece,

She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice.

He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:

"What don't you f**king understand?!"

Now he's stabbing at your wife

"What don't you f**king understand?!"

With a carrot for a knife

"Give me a f**king answer!"

Making fun of your kazoo

*Kazoo Sounds :) *

"Oh good for you!"

Now he's running naked through the crowd,

Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly,

Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block.

"F**k!"

Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street,

It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet.

Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat,

Repeating "What don't you f**k---

They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command.

But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand.

A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand.

"What don't you f**king understand?!"