On the first day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
A big old bag of some tree
On the second day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the third day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Six free chileans
five spinnin' rims,
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free chileans
Five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Ten crips are cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Eleven pips a pipping,
Ten crips are cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five... oh fuck!
Oh! What the fuck?
Four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Twelve nuckas, nuckin
eleven fuckin' something
Ten crips are cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
twos tolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
