Emo (Like A Nazi) - Rucka Rucka Ali

[Intro]

When I was a kid,

I wished grandpa would get off me

at least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets,

my clothes for me and Hot Topic,

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like,

"Discombobulated Melancholy"

I look like a Nazi

[Emo Impersonation]

*Crying*

[Verse]

I am Emo

I dress in girl's clothes

When I'm dancing at shows,

I lok like a four year old,

throwing a tantrum

Reattach my testicles

[Emo Impersonation]

Huhuh!

I'm in The Scene

I play bass in my band

I like cutting my wrist

I weigh 91 pounds,

it's OK to cry

Most emos kiss other guys

'cause emo chicks are fat

[Chorus]

When I was a kid,

I wished grandpa would get off me

at least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets,

my clothes for me and Hot Topic,

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like,

"Discombobulated Melancholy"

I look like a Nazi

[Emo Impersonation]

*Crying*

I farted,

oh no,

I farted,

I farted

[Rapper]

I'm so scene

I don't care what you think!

I'm better than you!

You guys are mean!

Craig Owens, don't leave please

Seriously,

I still cry to your first CD

I wish Crai Owens would rape me

But I'm not 13 and a 'lil white girl

No one loves me,

in the whole wide world

I was Emo,

when you were listening to Spice Girls,

And everyone would laugh at me

So I cut myself,

and got HIV

But now it's cool,

to be a Emo faggot

I have an advantage

I speak Spanish

I crashland on your mattress

Do a backflip on a pile of ashes

I knock you out with a trashlid

My fist, yo ass

'Bout to have a blast, kid!

[Chorus]

When I was a kid,

I wished grandpa would get off me

at least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets,

my clothes for me and Hot Topic,

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like,

"Discombobulated Melancholy"

I look like a Nazi

[DJ Not Nice]

Do you have any idea what it's like, bein' me?

I am just one man...

with two balls...

And a wiener!

You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight?

My grandmother told me one time,

She said,

"Rucka, what's the point of having balls, if nobody sees them?"

I'm da BEST!

[Chorus]

When I was a kid,

I wished grandpa would get off me

at least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets,

my clothes for me and Hot Topic,

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like,

"Discombobulated Melancholy"

I look like a Nazi

[Emo Impersonation]

*Crying*

I never get any friend requests!

*Crying*

Every time I sneeze,

I poop a little

*Crying*

*Sneeze*

Aawwww!