Ima Korean (feat. DJ Not Nice) - Rucka Rucka Ali

One day you'll say

"Why is everyone dead?

Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?"

Now we are all slaves

Monkeys run this place

It's Planet Of The Apes...

Ching ching ching ching ching ching ching

I smack a ho

Ching ching ching ching ching ching ching

I smack a ho

I'm a Korean...

Oh hello again! It's me, DJ Not Nice!

Thank you for listen to this album, bitch!

If I ever find you I will say hello, and you will give me one blowjob!

Rucka Rucka Ali!

I'm a Korean

And I like my Chinee food cooked right

Cuz they're not giving me the good rice

And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian

I don't like how my beef pork looks like

And the last time I eat your food I

Got the rice chicken beef tofu now I poop while I'm peein'

And you might not believe I could fight

I'm a white belt, but I have two stripes

I don't like all you little blue-eyed dumb white Europeans

I would just like to drink my Bud Light

Maybe bomb a couple things in Hawaii

And blow up the countries I don't like cuz I'm a Korean

I'm not that nice

I build a bomb

Then pick a country

And blow it up

I work for NASA

We look at stars

You know Apollo?

That movie is good!

I talk like Ching Chang Chong

Why do you drop on me so napalm?

I've been trained to kill with my Tae Kwon Do

And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store

(B-b-b-b-b-b-b-Bonzai!)

I like to play Magic cards

You heard of China? I was in charge

Of Chinatown... in Vietnam

I'm still around...

You can come through to play

When I play poker I just throw all my chips in

Herro, I'm yerrow, just like Homer Simpson

I smoke coke, it's fun! You think I'm joking, mon?

I made a lot of money from Pokémon!

I'm a Korean

I think Michael Jackson's a good guy

I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys

Cuz in my country, we can touch young boys on their penis

And my wife is 13 and cooks my

Macaroni and cheese so good, I

Got her out on the street for a good, good price

Ten years ago

I'm not gonna lie

I like it rough

Hillary Clinton, let's get it on

I have a missle

It's very small

It's in my pants

I can't get it up!

I bomb New York

Better luck (Next time!)

You heard of London?

Not anymore!

I bomb Iran!

Oops! That's Japan! (Not again!)

I made a goof...

Now I gotta start again...

I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari

If I bomb your crib, yep, sorry!

I'm a ninja warrior!

I went to Harvard!

I bomb Pearl Harbor!

I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful!

나는 작은 음경이야!

Everyone!

To the Floor

We all gonna die!

Put your head between your legs and

Say koniichiwa!

Death to all!

Fuck the world!

Cuz I like 2Pac!

Now the world must stop!

Cuz of my small cock!

One day you'll say

"Why is everyone dead?

Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?"

Now we are all slaves

Monkeys run this place

It's Planet Of The Apes...

I'm a Korean

And I'm not gonna beef with Suge Knight

Because I think that if he heard my

My 2Pac parody, he'd find me and tell me I'm stealing

Hurry up, take a picture of me dangling from the balcony!

...and I'd like my Chinee food cooked right

I don't like Japanese or the Thai

I just want to see the whole world die cuz

I'm a Korean...