We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh"
Now, why do you think your team lost?
WHO WHAT?!!
You're supposed to be this great rapper
How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf bitch?
We interrupt your program for a special word from the President of America
My fellow Americans
I have, uh, some shit to tell you
I know one president getting some anal from Michelle
Bitch, I got him
Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan, and shot him in the dome
And told him, there you go
I got him, yo
We solved a fucking problem, Joe?
Let's break out the Hennessy
Everybody, smack a bitch around from here to Tennessee
Now let us see which Dirka Dirka wants another round with me
I thought I told you crackers, you don't wanna fuck around with me
Ay, bro, recognize me?
I look like the Durrky selling you a Slurpee
So much noise about me
Everybody judge me
No one ever loves me
They say, that I'm dead
They don't even know I work at liquor store
They test my DNA
This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar"
Yeah, that's him!
I drive a cab in New York
I did Nine-Eleven
I fight for Jihad
al-Quaeda give me discount card
Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
Get off your fuckin' camel
Get your fuckin' sandals
Taking, we're t-t-taking
All your fuckin' countries
From you fuckin' monkeys
Bro, I'm from Africa,
I, come from Baghdad,
The, Jews took my cologne,
I, smell like a dog
Mr. President, who should we blow up next?
Well, I know Prince William,
He living like a king
He don't do shit,
He just sit, and get shit for free
How the hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding,
With the money he took from you
Motherfucker, let him pay for it
What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all FAIL
One of them is dead, and the others should be all in jail
Oh, Prince Charles, living large, but your mom in charge
Fuck you, William, and tell the Queen to slob all on my knob!
We're all living like kings
Raping all the peasants
Taking all their presents
So much nice things
We could have it all
We take it from the poor
Hee-hee
They say we're inbred
I gotta fuck me cousin, take a look at London
They mad, they want bread
But they can eat me ass poop
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA!
Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
Take off the fuckin' crown and
Blow your fuckin' man, bitch
Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen
Get off the fuckin' horse and
Make me a fuckin' sandwich
Bro, fuck you William,
And, fuck your fat whore
Bitch, you can suck my balls
I, fuck you by force
Hello my name is Donnie Trump
I make a billion every time I take a dump
I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it
I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired
Now Imma smart guy, what the hell's this royal wedding?
I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm fuckin' ready
So when you see the Prince of England stare and point and say
Ey, you got some free shit, bozo!
You got some free shit
Got some free shit,
Free shit,
IT'S FREE SHIT!
Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
Get all your fuckin' boys and
Watch my fuckin' show, yeah
Taking, we're ta-a-aking
All your fuckin' oil
Yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules!
Bro, I'm from Africa,
Don't fuck with my bros
My crew's from Mexico,
I blow myself up
My fellow Americans,
Today Osama bin Laden was found at a 7-Eleven in Pakistan, Ohio
I greeted him there myself, with a birthday card as I haven't seen him in over ten years
I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party
He declined, so I shot him in the face... Myself!
We can all rest assured that Michelle will be giving me a blow job tonight... with her mouth this time
Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody?
Michelle, what's that smell?
