The Dreidel Song Parody - Rucka Rucka Ali

Yeah

They call me MC Meshugana

Niggas walk up with some pork and I'm killin' 'em

This is my street? up in Brooklyn

Seymour Schwartz

I'm a certified attorney

Look me up

I'm also a doctor

Drink vodka on Hanukkah

Me and my Schwartzes run from helicopters

I'm the most lactose intolerant

Gimme some cheese with my meat and I'm gonna fart

I'm about five-foot-two with my shoes on

Turn on the TV just to see what Jew is on

Chinese food, I need to get me some coupons

I eat soup with lots of balls on my conference calls

All the stocks are falling

I lost my retirement

I pin on my yamaca and go fight Sharpton

Bitch, I fuck more bitches than that Madoff boy

Rucka Rucka Ali, sing the fuckin', man

Jew boy

Posted, outside, spinning your dradel

Sippin' on some grape juice

Rocking that Jew gold

The world just don't understand you

They try to kill all of you

But no one can sue ya'll

Too bad, 'cause you got, all the money

Catch me in my neighborhood temple where I pray

God, please, let me sell some diamonds on e-bay

Usually I'm hungry, but now I need some money

So God, please give me couple bagels and a twenty

Twenty bagels with lots of cream cheese on the top

Gimme couple shots of Manischewitz on the rocks

It hits the spot

They should of never had Hitler done the Holocaust

Yo, I'm in the bakery

How much does that hola cost?

All across the trailer park, people hate Jews

I would too, if my father was my grandfather too

Fuck you

I hate you, you anti-semite son of a bitch

If not for Jews, blue jeans wouldn't even exist

We invented lipstick and the atom bomb

So Lebanon could kiss they ass goodbye when we're bombing 'em

Please God, let there be peace in the Middle-East for once

And please let Iran bomb all these mothafuckas

Jew boy

Posted, outside, spinning your dradel

Sippin' on some grape juice

Rocking that Jew gold

The world just don't understand you

They try to kill all of you

But no one can sue ya'll

Too bad, 'cause you got, all the money? can be worst than the first couple

It can put you to sleep

Or it could be controversial

Shoot us!

I'm tired of all you so-called Jewish MC's

You're dumb as shit

Choosin' hip-hop over?

Suck my schmickle!

Fuck you bitches badder than Mel Gibson fucks shit when he's wasted? on stage, blamin' Jews for the slave train

I hate you

I'll probably get killed for sayin' all this by the same guys that killed Malcolm X

But I don't give a shit

I won't throw my people down the steps like you faygolas

Can't we all be friends?

Choosin' blacks we're almost the same

We both been oppressed

We both got crazy mothers (fuckers), and we're scared of them

We both like chicken

We both got weapons

Jews got Jewish guilt, blacks got handguns

Manischewitz got you actin' a meshugana?

Jew boy

Posted, outside, spinning your dradel

Sippin' on some grape juice

Rocking that Jew gold

The world just don't understand you

They try to kill all of you

But no one can sue ya'll

Too bad, 'cause you got, all the money

Eh, looks like we 'bout at the end of the song over here

This song wasn't too bad

Eh, I've heard better

But look, you tried your best

It's OK?

You know how much my bar mitzvah

Who sang this song in the first place?

Chase?

J-A-Y-S, am I right?

Chase, am I sayin' it right?

He's a good rapper

He likes college, that's good?