Murder Mystery - Scouting for Girls

Jessica Fletcher and Lieutenant Columbo,

They couldn't fathom out what's wrong with you

Captain Hastings and Hercule Poirot

They couldn't fathom out what's wrong with you

You're a murder mystery,

Of that there's not doubt

Not even Quincy could figure you out

You're a murder mystery

And you're freaking me out.

Doctor Watson and Sherlock Holmes,

They couldn't fathom out what's wrong with you

Sergeant Lewis and Juliet Bravo

They couldn't fathom out what's wrong with you

You're a murder mystery,

Of that there's not doubt

Not even Quincy could figure you out

You're a murder mystery

And you're freaking me out.

Yeah, you're freaking me out

Yeah, you're freaking me out

Yeah, you're freaking me out

You're a devious swine

Of that there's no doubt

You've a criminal mind,

But I'm working you out

Just give me more time!

You're a murder mystery,

Of that there's not doubt

Not even Quincy or the dog from Due South

You're a murder mystery

And you're freaking me out.

You're a murder mystery

And you're freaking me out.

Agatha Christie and Daphne du Maurier

They couldn't fathom out what's wrong with you

But I hope I do.