The Waitress Song - Seth Sentry

There’s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but I hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when I’m the only person I the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but I hardly notice

You're probably thinking why would I even bother eating there

on a daily basis there’s heaps of other places on offer

I wont change to another place if the bacon is rubber

and the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter

its the waitress I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter

makes my heart race and a flutter I know its crazy to lover her

a lady that’s basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother

I don’t need to ask her name and number cause this relationship

is built on breakfast, I’m waitin' on her just to wait on me

There’s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but I hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when I’m the only person I the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but I hardly notice

She says hi to me bye to me that'll be 5.95 to me

I don’t really mind that’s alright with me

I just smile and eat sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week

she knows in my quiet times I like to be alone

and write a poem with my headphones

newspaper bacon fried or poached egg

slice of toast, a long black,

but the beans are always burnt

and if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt

I wonder if she’s my ideal girl

and what would happen if we dated in the real world

nah I don’t think it would work

I wouldn’t wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that

besides, this relationship is built on breakfast

I’m waitin’ on her just to wait on me

There’s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but I hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when I’m the only person I the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but I hardly notice

And it don’t matter that the bacon I eats cold

and its ok the newspapers are weeks old

but I don’t mind no its fine cause she’s all

that I’m there for

And it don’t matter that the bacon I eats cold

and its ok the newspapers are weeks old

but I don’t mind no its fine cause she’s all

that I’m there for

There’'s a place I go for breakfast every afternoon

the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew

and the toast is always soggy, but I hardly notice

and the food takes such a long time to get made

even when I’m the only person I the cafe

and my tables always wobbly, but I hardly notice