Swerving through the street
Drunk as fuck
Searching for an open store
I think I'm out of luck
Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol
Hit her car, smash it up
Pull her out, beat her up
Take her money, run her down
Can't find any beer
It's way past two
There's just one thing
We can do
Hit her car, smash it up
Pull her out, beat her up
Take her money, run her down
Drive her face out of town
Drunk drivers against mad mothers
