Montage Machine - Smosh

Anthony needs some cereal

He don't wanna waste no time

Pour the milk like it's life or death

Cereal in the bowl is the best

It's a

Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the Movies

You press the button and you get a montage

You wanna be the best

And teach Brett a lesson

You gotta work hard

Get big ass muscles and stretching

Now it's time to put your training to the test

You're gonna beat him in the fight

Cuz you're the best

(oh wait no, you just, him him with a car... Guess that works.)

It's a

Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the Movies

You press the button and you get a montage

You wanna get that model

But you need a lot of money

So you gotta go to college

And get a good job

But you have trouble with Math

So you get a tutor

Now you've got math skills

You'll get that model in no time

But the tutor steals your laptop

And flees the country

You're crazy in debt

And can't complete your degree

You move back with your folks

And now your life's a joke

You look to your father

And see the disappointment in his eyes

And all you wanted to do

Was find a hot model to screw...

So you turn to crime

To pay off the debts

The cops connect you to the time

You killed Brett

Your semen matched up with the one

At the scene of the crime

You're convicted of murder

Serving a life time

It's a

Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the Movies

You press the button and you get a montage

Now you're pen pals

With the hot model

She investigates murders

With semen on the scene

She runs a podcast called

Semen Crimes

It's earned $30 in ad revenue

She's saving up to buy a Kangaroo

You're pretending to be interested

But you don't really care

You're just hoping for some nudes

Before the electric chair

Cuz you've only seen dicks

For the past seven years

Then you get killed in a prison fight.

And you're dead.

50 years later you got resurrected

Cuz your best friend's got the cure

To human death

You go to the model's grave

To pay your respects

But you ain't gonna leave without

Getting a kiss

It's a

Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the movies

You press the button and you get a montage

It's a

Montage Machine

You press the button and you get a montage

Just like in the movies

You press the button and you get a montage!